232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”

Pants War

Why? Because laughing is good for you.

The top fifteen:

  1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
  2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
  3. The Force is strong in my pants.
  4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
  5. Your pants, you will not need them.
  6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
  8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
  9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
  10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
  11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
  12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
  13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
  14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
  15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

The other 217 are right here.

[tags] humor, Star Wars, pants, lines [/tags]

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    • miss kitty

      Still crying…

    • http://www.keepersoflists.org/ TheAbbot
    • WouldBeDaedalus

      I’ll never watch any Star Wars movie in the same way ever again.

      And I think I’ll need counseling :D

    • http://www.sceneparty.com/blogs/Humour/ Jason

      Fantastic! i love star wars, very funny

    • Cyclonus

      LOL I especially love #7 & #9. Great work.

    • TheGabe

      And for the English this is even funnier.

    • http://www.myspace.com david

      hi it’s david wilkerson in your class alison echert