February Chocolate Bytes Contest

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It’s a Chocolate Bytes contest!

What you need to do:

~ In honor of Valentine’s Day, comment here with the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard (or heard of). The line doesn’t have to have been used on you – it can be something that happened to a friend or even just one you read about. That’s it! The contest will run until February 11, 11:59pm PST.

As usual, there are two ways to enter:

Get two submissions to win: Leave a comment here telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard. Then link to this contest from your own site or weblog and include that URL with your submission and you now have two chances to win!


Get one submission to win: Pick one or the other above – leave a comment telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or just link to the contest from your own weblog (I need to be able to see it though, so make sure it’s not a locked or friends-only entry.)

What you could win:

My generous friends at YellowIbis.com have once again donated a theobromine t-shirt! They’ve even custom tweaked it for Valentine’s Day with the molecule surrounded by a heart. Perfect! This t-shirt is also available for sale, so if you don’t want to wait for the contest to end head over and pick one up for yourself!

Click below for more info!

~ Make sure you leave a valid email address with your comment (it will not be displayed) so I can contact you in a timely manner if you win.

~ A name will then be drawn from the eligible submissions on February 12 using the super technical method of pieces of paper in a hat, and the winner will be notified by email and announced here on the site. The winner will then need to send me their mailing address to have the t-shirt sent to, so if you’re not comfortable with that then please don’t enter (though it will never be used for anything else).

~ The contest is open to residents that live in countries that the YellowIbis US Shop ships to (United States, Canada, Mexico, “Central, West, North” Europe, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, China, South Korea). Delivery by Valentine’s Day is not guaranteed!

- If you win you’ll need to provide my with the t-shirt size you’d like. You don’t get a choice on which molecule you’d like, though – this is a chocolate site, you’re stuck with the chocolate! :D

- If you pick the wrong size and wish to exchange it the responsibility is yours: ChocolateBytes.com will not pay for shipping back to the store and then back again to you.

Good luck!!

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    • ~Lana B.~

      Oh my, so many pick up lines to choose from, let’s see. How about:
      Hey baby, penny for your thoughts but twenty bucks if you act them out!
      gag!!! My DH used to tease me w/ that one. We’ve been married almost 16yrs! lol
      Thanks for some wednesday fun!!
      ~Lana B~
      mamastamps at sbcglobal dot net

    • http://bluedotfrog.blogspot.com Reeva

      GREAT giveaway! I hope I’m the lucky winner!

      worst line “when am i going to see u again girl, i want to set those legs on fire”


    • http://www.redhairedgirl.com/main/ Carrie

      I used to work in a music library back in college. There was a grad student from somewhere in eastern Europe – string performance, I think – who would come in and hover over the stacks, not doing anything but sort of lurking. Once, when I asked if I could help him, he sort of jumped, then stammered, “Do you have…any symphonies? With viola parts?” Er, just about half of our scores, dude…

      Later, I ran into him on the street. He got antsy, then finally blurted, “I like the red women.” Then he ran away. Either it was a political statement, or he liked my hair. :-)

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    • Bree

      What happened to the alphabet? They put U and I together!

    • http://andromeda.qc.ca sherry

      I actually knew someone who used the line, “$%#@ me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that Elvis over there?”

      Amazingly, since he was cute, he got away with it more often than not. I told him if he ever tried the line on me that I would thwack him with something heavy and blunt.

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    • http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com Laura @ Laura Williams’ Musings
    • http://www.chathamsfinechocolates.com Admitted Chocoholic

      Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants!


      Great contest Heather!

    • http://crazyknittingfool.blogspot.com Kristyn

      The worst I ever heard was do you call your body Visa because it is everywhere I want to be. He at least laughed at himself!

    • http://www.thedenvertraveler.com Alicia

      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

      Ugh. A friend of mine used to use that all the time!

    • http://zomgcandy.com Rosa

      I’m a fan of “I lost my teddy bear; will you sleep with me instead?”

    • Erin

      (This is a long story, but I’ll tell the truncated version.)

      Once upon a time, when I was in college, a group of us went out for ice cream. One kid was clearly flirting with my best friend, doing silly grade school-y things to get her attention. Eventually, he asked if he could try her ice cream. Reluctantly, she agreed. He licked the ice cream cone, made “yum” noises, and then turned to her and said,

      “Wow. You have really tasty spit.”

    • birdie

      A friend and I were at a local hangout when a guy walked up and handed her a handkerchief and asked, “Excuse me, ladies, but does this smell like chloroform to you?” She had the handkerchief halfway to her face before she realised what he’d said, and we were so amused that we ended up letting him buy us a drink.

    • Marilyn Wons

      Hey baby what’s your sign?

    • Chocolate Nut

      A guy bit me on the rear end while I was sitting on a bar stool. We’ve been married now for 8 years!

    • michelle lopez

      the worst pickup line—YOU HAVE BREEDERS HIPS–ill that was supposed to be a compliment

    • cathy miller

      I met a guy that went to the same high school that I went to but I had not previously known him. After talking for a while he actually said to me “well do you want to be on the top or the bottom?”

    • http://none Trecia Lazzaro

      I’m so glad your here. I was beginning to think I was going to be the only sane one in the joint.

    • Connie Finch

      If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me….

    • Carolyn

      Men don’t cuddle but I could C myself all of U!!

    • jane yates


    • jesy

      You know you want me

    • Shilo

      I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

    • Rita A

      Clothing is optional in my jacuzzi!

    • dawn

      I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

    • Kathy Scott

      Chocolate is the fifth food group.

    • denice

      hey baby you look lonely, want some company?
      ewwww no thanks!! lol made my skin crawl

    • linda


    • http://www.wcupa.edu Vickie McCoy

      Unfortunately, I’ve had several men comment “You have such a beatiful face…I know how we can help you lose weight.”

    • Shirley Younger

      What’s up Babe!

    • casey h

      I had a guy say to me one night out at the bar- “If you’ll be my battery I can be your bag of chips”… but it was said all drunken and stammered… to which I replied “what??” and then he said “cause if youre ever-ready, Im frito-lay”

      I’d love to win!!

    • Linda Moeller

      What’s you sign??? The worst and most overused line ever.

    • susan varney

      can i buy you a drink at my place

    • http://none Aisling

      A guy I worked with used this line (sometimes successfully): “I’ve got a Secret Clearance; if the government can trust me, surely you can.”

    • JRG

      “You don’t smoke much for a fat chick.”

    • Catherine copeland

      The worst pick-up line ever used on me was “You, me, naked, sparks would fly” I’m pretty certain that the drink I threw on him put out his flame.

    • Patricia Schraier

      The worst pickup line is: “Will you marry me?”

    • Carol Harrity

      The worst? My mother would really like you.

    • Elaine Rosser

      If I tell you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me! So sexist!

    • Lorrene

      Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

    • kerri

      dont i know you from somewhere?

    • Margaret Carr

      While talking to a friend, a guy walk by, stopped in front of me and said, “Stay here. I gotta hit the head. I’ll be back.” Out of curiousity, I waited for him, and we dated for months.

    • sandy

      if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

    • Mary

      I wiuld like to be as lucky as your feet because they are holding you right now.

    • bob keck

      “May I push your stool in?”

      Funny at a gay bar but still tacky as all get out.

    • Tari Lawson

      A friend and I were at a club many years ago. This guy came over to try to pick her up. I don’t recall his opening line, but when she responded to him, his reply was “what, I can’t hear you, I have EAR WAX BUILD-UP”. Needless to say, the conversation went no further but we did have a good long laugh.

    • http://hippiesounds.com Stacey

      Awesome contest!

      I bet you have a little Italian in you!
      Would you like to?
      *insert eyebrow waggle*

    • Rita Sheppard

      “I’d like to wake up next to you in the morning.”

    • Jennifer

      “Hey, you’re cute and I’m a rock star.” Not sure what he meant by that one…

    • http://www.angelfire.com/pa/mystershopper Mike Weisberg

      you must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day

    • valerie mabrey

      Can I drink your bath water?

    • beth shepherd

      do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can see myself in them

    • MM

      A guy in my economics class asked if I was a public or private good.

    • Annette

      The what’s your sign line.

    • http://aretheyalseepyet.blogspot.com/ Michelle Byerly

      If you were a bugger I’d pick you first.

    • Maureen Hartsock

      I never know whose bed I’ll be sleeping in

    • Deanna

      My daughter said a boy on her school bus used this line: “I wish I had my library card, cause I’m checkin’ you out!”

    • Beverley Justice

      Oh, let me paint you toenails pink, and then just watch them dry. (Really happened. Never painted my toenails again. Neither did he.)

    • Carol Lambert

      Can I buy you a drink? I have a permission note from my wife.

    • Christine E.

      Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?

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    • Alix Bertolo

      Do you want to ****?

      The sickest thing is the man who asked me that said that if he went up to 50 women and bluntly asked that question at least 1 would take him up on the offer.

    • Judith Rachmani

      You look familiar. Aren’t you Miss January?

    • http://n/a A Casson

      I lost my address can I have yours?- this said while seeing a pretty lady sitting alone in a bar lounge

    • Michelle Rosborough

      Heaven must be missing an angel

    • christopher h

      I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.

    • Jamie

      I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    • sarah

      Your feet must be tired, you’ve been running through my head all day.

    • Barbara Fox

      I must have died cuz I’m seeing an angel. PUKE!

    • Donna Hunt

      The worst pick-up line I ever heard was the old “What’s your sign?” I must admit I haven’t been in a bar in years. I love that shirt though!

    • bleweye

      Did you know that I dreamed about you last night ?

    • http://meganscookin.blogspot.com megan

      I had a guy say to me “As long as I have a face, you have a seat.”
      How rude!
      Love the shirt!!!

    • rachel burke

      did it hurt when you fell from heaven

    • Vicki Wurgler

      Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

    • Jared

      The worst line I ever heard is “Just call me milk, I’ll do you body good.” I swear I wasn’t the one who used it.

    • Rachel Robertson

      The worst pick up line I have ever heard was “Call 911! my heart just stopped when I saw you walk in the room”

    • Erica G

      That outfit looks great on you. I bet it would look better on my floor.

      How cheesy is that!?

    • Tina

      cute shirt!

      I wish you were a kiddie ride at Wal-Mart. I’d ride you all day long for a quarter.

    • Leigh Nichols

      “You got a quarter? Cuz my momma told me to call her when I fell in love”.

    • Janice J

      I’ll give you $10 if you quite kiccuping!

    • chris swanson

      My mom says you are cute and I guess you are, you want to go out with me and her?


    • Reid Short

      Umm……. Nice boobs wanna come back to my place? ;)

    • June

      I have 2 entries:
      this is the cute one:

      Baby, you’re so sweet, you put da kaibash on Chocolate Bytes dot com.

      this is the club-version:

      Damn baby! You hot. I know that you are hot ’cause you got flames shooting out yo *ss- damn!

      what a cute t-shirt:-)

    • tracy heyer

      Hey baby! can you tell me where the restroom is!

    • Dina

      “You’re like coffee because you grind so fine!!!”

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    • suann weller

      You put the “U” in BeaUtiful!

    • Anthony Hedden

      Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    • Vicki

      Your legs must be tired…because you have been running thru my dreams all night.

    • Vicki

      U be 6
      I be 9

    • Mary B. Isaac

      “I like bongs for breakfast”. Like I was supposed to be impressed with that?! NOT.

    • Jenny

      I was walking from campus to my car parked in the empty parking lot, when a total stranger approached me. His line: “I try to talk to at least one beautiful women each day!” Like that really made me feel special…

    • Apple

      I read this from my org’s logbook back in college.

      Boy: Are you my lec (short for lecture)?
      Girl: ???
      Boy: Because… I ‘lab’ (short for laboratory) you.

      So corny.

    • Lara Aleff

      The worst pick up line I ever heard was “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

    • Sudenmorsian

      This is a bit hard to translate, I’ve only heard it in my native language. Translated directly it would be something like “open the scar, you b**** or I’ll enter you in the side”. (Gross, I know!) Yep, I’ve heard that someone has really used that..

    • Salleefur

      “Haven’t I met you in a previous life?”
      My response:
      “Yes, back when I was a Sacred Cow in India,”

    • http://aaronbsam.blogspot.com AaronBSam

      “Since I’ve already had my face in your breasts, would you care to have dinner and pick up where we left off?”

      Link to this contest at:

    • Meredith Peters

      I was in a pub and a guy showed me one of the mussels he was eating and asked me if it reminded me of anything. The worst!

    • Sarah

      On my way to the bathroom, a man dipped his fingers into his drink and then flicked me with the droplets. When I stopped to glare, he said “Now let’s take you home and get you out of those wet clothes”.

    • Samantha Pruitt

      you’re eyes are so beautiful

      (i’m wearing sunglasses)

    • Christina Almond

      Awful pickup line: “I could get lost in your eyes–bring me a map!”

    • Frances Watson

      “What’s your sign?”

    • Vicky Boackle

      what’s your sign?

    • Elizabeth

      Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.

    • Patty Brown

      Is that your phone number on the mens’ room wall?

    • Sylvia Porter

      sits on the floor and says “Can you help me up, cuz i just fell for you”

    • Diana Wike

      while bartending I asked a customer do you want another “pitcher” meaning beer. He responded “yeah a picture of you naked”

    • Michelle

      May I see your tag, cause I swear you had to be made in Heaven

    • http://www.snowyangel.etsy.com laura t

      Great shirts!
      Worst pick up line done on me:
      ” What your engaged?! Naw you are wayyyy too fine and young to get married!” *as he looks me up and down*
      Grosse, then he tried to say that he met ssmewhere before.

    • Joy Venters

      You know you want me

    • Ed Nemmers

      “What’s your sign? Mine’s ‘Slippery When Wet’”.

    • Suzanne Reichel

      The absolute worst I’ve ever seen or heard is “hey baby, wanna @#$%&?

      As bad as it sounds, we actually know a guy who claims to have had a 40% success rate using this line.

    • Kathy Green

      if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

    • Veronica Garrett

      Baby I come here all the time. I Know all of the guys. I’m the best of the worst.

    • Karen M

      Do you like pancakes? I need to know what to order you for breakfast…

    • Charlene Phillips

      Guy: “hey girl do you have any black in you?
      Girl: No
      Guy: “You want some?”

    • Susan P

      you’re not my type but…

    • Bobbye F

      I’ve dated your friend would you like to be next?

    • Elizabeth Moore

      If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

    • Tamara

      Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day….

    • Karen E

      “Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
      “Just enough to break the ice.”
      Har har har!

    • kathy pease

      u know what look good on u…..ME

    • Catrina Pomerleau

      “Wanna lock braces?”

    • Danielle

      Do you have any Polish in you?
      No, would you like some?

      The scary thing is that was said to me by my old boss?

    • Marie N.

      Heaven must be missing an angel because God just answered my prayer.

    • Cheryl English

      Look into my eyes, I tell no lies! My heart beats for you. I should hope it beats everyday or else you wouldn’t be here.

    • Kelly Garver

      Hey, Baby, your body’s like Visa, everywhere I want to be….

      Needless to say, his card was rejected!!

    • Susanne Troop

      I could swim in those beautiful blue eyes of your!

    • Rosanne Morrison

      This didn’t work as I was married but “Do women ever get mad at you since you have such a great hsape after having 2 kids”?

    • Phyllis Skoglund

      Love what you are wearing.

    • Grace Chu

      I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

    • Denise Mower

      Heaven must be missing an angel. (Actually, I kind of like that one..)

    • Donna Kozar

      Hey baby, come sit on my lap.

    • Priya

      About 20 minutes after buying my friend a fifty cent margarita, a guy she’d never talked to before came back up to her and said, “You left your stuff at my place.”

    • Paige

      “I usually charge for a mustache ride, but I’ll give you one for free.” *gag*

    • http://chocolatebytes.com/ Heather

      The contest is now closed! Any entries after this comment will not count.

      Thanks all! I hope to have the winner announced later today!