Even More Wacky Search Engine Terms for the Humorous Carnival of Breastfeeding

Welcome to the latest Carnival of Breastfeeding: What’s so funny about breastfeeding? Breastfeeding humor is one of my favorite topics. In the past I have had a lot of fun with the silly search engine terms people use to end up at Breastfeeding 1-2-3. Time for another installment! For more breastfeeding funnies, check out the other carnival entries at the end of this post.

1. “angela white n*ude”
I am flattered. Really. But I can promise you will never see n*ude photos of me here. My toddler nursing photo is as close as you will get!

2. “angela the breastfeeding queen”
Okay, now I am really flattered. And a little confused about why there were three searches for this term. But thanks!

3. “angela white pics”
Stop already! I am starting to blush.

4. “a day with angela white”
How did you know I could use some help with the school run, post office, library, pet food store, grocery store, ballet class?

But enough about me (or rather, my obviously fabulous alter egos)….

5. “free breastfeeding”
One of the best things about it!

6. “fish breastfeeding”
I just can’t picture it.

Tanya at The Motherwear Breastfeeding Blog reviews two funny breastfeeding books.
Stacie at The Twinkies worries about just how long toddler nursing will last!
Andi at Mama Knows Breast shares a dads’ irreverant nursing in public video.
Sinead at Breastfeeding Mums tells the story of a pumping multi-tasking disaster.
Amy at Crunchy Domestic Goddess offers a funny collection of a breastfeeding joke, a picture, and a video.
The Happy Sad Mama shares why she can’t refuse her daughter’s sweet requests to nurse.
Renata at Nurturing Notes reports on a weaning attempt that failed utterly (don’t try this at home!)

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    • http://itisjustallaboutme.wordpress.com Emily

      This is funny…

      One of my friends was being funny and googled the following and found my blog:

      *Breastfeeding Grampa Accountability
      *husband breastfeeding Margaritas weaned
      *Whoo Hoo husband weaned
      *breastfeeding husband accountability
      *Tylenol breastfeeding accountability

      The oddest would have to be breastfeeding zoo coloring…

      And because of THAT, I get hits almost daily for “husband breastfeeding” or some variation of it (sometimes adding “photos” or even “video”). I’ve had some search in arabic and found my blog.

      (If you don’t post this comment, I completely understand!! LOL!!)

    • http://www.breastfeeding123.com Angela White, J.D., breastfeeding counselor

      I’ve gotten similar searches, and not as a joke, either! Amazing what people type in. No grampa searches yet though LOL.

    • http://itisjustallaboutme.wordpress.com Emily

      Because of THOSE search terms and I foolishly made a post of it, I’ve been getting serious hits about it. “husband beastfeeding” I wonder what they are expecting to get and how shocked they are when they don’t get what they are expecting. :) Especially the ones that include “Photo” or “video.”

      What, maybe I don’t want to know what they are looking for…

    • http://crunchydomesticgoddess.com Crunchy Domestic Goddess

      LOL
      the internets never cease to amaze me.
      “fish breastfeeding” – what will they think of next?!

    • http://www.hobomama.com Hobo Mama

      Hilarious! I quoted song lyrics in one of my posts, and I’m always getting hits from (one assumes, very confused) people looking for the rest of the song lyrics and really not expecting to find my completely unrelated musings on postpartum nookie. Poor people. And I get a LOT for “breastfeeding pictures” as well — is it good or bad that that’s such a popular search? My favorite is that people searching for, say, the song lyrics can see from the search result summaries that they must not have found the right place, but they click anyway. Gotta love that!

    • http://www.mentalhealthnotes.com Alicia Sparks, NAMI Affiliation Leader

      Haha, these search engine terms are always funny :)