Remember Janine Turner from Northern Exposure? Even if you don’t, you’ll be amazed by one of her newest ventures: “Christoga”. The actress is apparently deeply invested in her Christian worship; so much so she Christianized yoga and made a DVD out of it! Blisstree loves yoga, and we encourage everyone to follow their own religious paths, but Christoga? Really?
Janine Turner’s Christian makeover of traditional yoga poses – she refers to Boat Pose as “Holy Rollers” and “Fisherman’s Boat” – is not only cheesy, but we also wonder: Is Janine Turner flipping the middle finger at all the Hindu Gods that yoga was originally founded on?
Next up: The Catholic Workout – using extreme guilt to get you active.