Inside Story: 10 More Things We Stick Up Our Vaginas

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In a follow-up to our recent girly post Vagina Monologue: 10 Things We Shove All Up In There, we present 10 more foreign objects that often become intimate with our lady parts – and things are getting pretty crowded downstairs.

1.    NuvaRing® Once-a-Month Birth Control – Wait, did Esther Williams wear one? We don’t get it. And funny how a contraceptive device with a giant hole in it can stop us from getting preggers.

2.    Lady Care Vaginal Weights – We don’t care what they are or what they do. We just like having an excuse to say: “Lady Care Vaginal Weights.” ($62.95 from Medgo)

Lady Care Vaginal Weights

3. The Pelvic Locator (a.k.a. Pelvic Educator) – Um, no. We’ll find our pelvis without teaching tools, thanks. But if you can’t, one of these pointy pokers is $30.95 from Medgo.

4.    Yeast Infection Medicine – What’s suckier than a yeast infection? Try having a yeast infection and a bladder infection at the same time. Owweee.

Monistat® over-the-counter yeast infection medicine

5.    The “Go-Girl – Okay, so it doesn’t exactly go inside you, but it’s a flexible, silicone funnel cup that lets you pee standing up in the woods like a dude, while looking like a moron. ($12 at Babeland)

6. Cervical Cap – We’d rather not invite anything inside that may get stuck and need to be removed by a health care professional. Plus, it looks like it should be unclogging a toilet somewhere.

photo courtesy of the American Pregnancy Association

7. Kegel Exerciser for Women – Sorry, folks. This looks waaaay too much like the dreaded speculum. ($39.95 from Medgo)

8.    Plastic Tampon Applicators – Good for when you’re 12 and don’t know what the hell you’re doing; bad for the environment. (Those suckers stick around landfills.) And do we really need pearls up in p-town? Be a woman already. Use finger-friendly shove-its!

Tampax Pearl Tampons

9.  AquaFlex Vaginal Cones – Similar to Lady Care Vaginal Weights (see #2), but with even prettier packaging. ($89.95 from Medgo)

10. Douches – Here’s a tip: Just take a shower. Oh, and douching doesn’t prevent pregnancy. So don’t be a D-bag.

Massengill Disposable Douche

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    • alusha

      Hiii ppll
      I was oncee deeply sleeping after a.long picnic, so wht my boyftiends did was tht they took a charging wire and sticked it inside my vagina.. And it wudnr go further but theyyy pushedd it hardd.more and kreping tht imy ass since 12 hours and 1 bf sticked his penis in my anal but tht time he woke me up and said he will do anal wd me , I kept sleepinf and then in morning I took tht out and it was the.aexiest feelung ever
      I luvvv my ass tht wire nd my hot bfs