And so you burned LeBron’s Cleveland Cavaliers jersey in angry protest, as some of his pathetic former fans did after last night’s televised announcement on ESPN. Which is just weird and sad. (Oh, you also know you’re unwell if…you’re such a raging narcissist that you need to film an hour-long primetime TV special on ESPN just to tell people that you’re changing jobs.)
But really, people, can you blame King James? After all, the state of Florida has no personal income tax. That’s it. We’re moving to Coral Gables. It really is good to be the King.
See for yourself: