Because those would be really, really hard jobs.
Agent: Just imagine the phone call where you have to tell Mel that his management agency, William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, has kicked him to the curb.
Priest: Would you want to be left alone in a church confessional booth with this lunatic? Mel’s Church of the Holy Family should be renamed Church of the Holy Farce.
Warning: This audio phone conversation between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva, his former girlfriend, is seriously disturbing and abusive, and contains disgustingly offensive racist language. It will likely make you want Mel to get what’s coming to him – and soon.