We’re getting that funny, excited feeling in our stomachs — the weekend must be coming. What have you got planned? Check out our ideal weekend plans:
Watch a foreign film.
Yes, sometimes we stop watching yoga videos long enough to indulge in a little entertainment. Has anyone seen 5×2?
Make some oatmeal.
While it’s not usually what we reach for in warm weather, we need a wholesome, simple meal this weekend. We’ll somehow try to resist a breakfast of gravy and fried meat.
Take a walk down memory lane.
Now that we’ve revisited beloved commercials from our childhoods, we think it’s time to move on to TV shows. Small Wonder, anyone?
Clean out the pantry.
There is definitely some food we aren’t going to touch in there that would be much better off at a soup kitchen. Plus, it will be fun to count the items with names spelled wrong on purpose.
Listen to the radio.
The old AM/FM doesn’t get much love anymore. Maybe we’ll discover a few more voices that relax us.
Check for bedbugs.
Even though we feel bad for the little guys, we don’t really want to share our bed with them.
Go shopping with a man.
Whether or not you’re lucky enough to possess a gay husband, men can often have some unique input on a potential outfit.
Play a board game.
We’ve still got old-school editions of Sorry and Life. Jealous?
Get a little sexy.
We’re not too sensible for a tube of red lipstick. Plus, any other color would look weird with our thigh high stockings.
Finally send back that wedding RSVP.
We’ve weighed for pros and cons for far too long — unlimited booze and cake outweighs the bride’s pervy uncle.