Kate Somerville Deep Tissue Repair Cream with Peptide K8
Wow, we’re feeling particularly wrinkly today. We’d better get out our wallets and write a check for half a grand, because there’s a product we’re just dying to smear all over our aging faces. It’s Kate Somerville’s Deep Tissue Repair Cream. Wait — you don’t have $500 lying around to spend on five ounces of skin cream? That’s just insane. Haven’t you been putting money in a wrinkly-face fund all of these years?
Unless this cream makes our faces as taught and full as a five year old’s, we aren’t buying it. We literally wouldn’t be able to eat for 30 days if we ordered this cream. And losing all of that weight would make our faces even saggier. What then, Kate Somerville? Until we can comfortably afford a $500 cream without batting an eye about our monthly finances, we’ll be trying less expensive anti-aging creams. We’ll be back when we win the lottery.