You know how she feels: Bloated, fat, congested, and fighting the trigger of a thousand cravings, and all because of that damned Cheez Whiz. That, presumably, is why Gwyneth Paltrow told Jonathan Ross that she prefers hard drugs to some varieties of dairy for the iTunes festival on Tuesday:
I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.
The 38-year-old actress, singer, and cookbook author also divulged her favorite stand-in for a sous chef when she’s in the kitchen at home:
I drink constantly while I’m cooking… Wine, either color.
Pasta, wine… is there anything the girl can’t eat without getting fat? The golden arches, apparently: She told Ross that she’s banned her kids from McDonald’s, and takes them to Pizza Express instead as a healthier option.
She did the interview for a cooking app at the iTunes festival on Tuesday, but if you missed it, it’s ok: Everyone else is still transfixed by her fishnets-only Vanity Fair photo, too.
Photo: Vanity Fair