Dig fondling joysticks on a Saturday night?
A new study by Doritos claims there are plenty of very willing ladies to saddle up with for a romping good time playing Vice City and Age of Empires. According to the rather bizarre findings of the survey, women prefer gadgets in the form of video games over sex.
You know what I say to that? Yeah, go eat another chip.
A non-scientific survey of my fairly nice-sized army of female friends found that only one of out of the entire crew plays video games.
And when women meet up for Friday-night cocktails, they’re not rehashing the details of the mighty city their pixelated hero managed to construct the night before or the slaughtering bloodshed their make-believe army delivered to their fierce enemy but, rather, they’re dishing the goods on sex, love and relationships. We are no-holds barred creatures among our girlfriends. We offer up every teeny weeny detail about our love lives and, I guarantee, if we’re dashing off to hang out with a bunch of avatars on a Friday night, we’d certainly be talking about that too.
Some studies you’ve just got to take in stride.
That women prefer gaming over sex is one of them. Regardless, I’ll still dish the goods here for you. Of the women surveyed, 49% of women said they are addicted to Internet games and spend 23.2% of their time playing.
Meanwhile, The Daily Mail reports that one in five women regularly take their gaming to bed. That’s video gaming, to be clear.
Perhaps I’m just an old-fashioned, sex-loving gal, but tell me, ladies, this isn’t true. Are we really opting for virtual action—and bringing it to bed, no less—over sex?
Come on, dish the goods already. I promise, we won’t tell anyone.