2006: Jessica Simpson gets real sexy-like with some Pizza Hut poppers and a prepubescent boy.
2005: Here is a girl in a bikini eating Tabasco sauce.
2004: Men like McDonald’s and when their wives smell like McDonalds (while doing, like, a million chores)
2003: The halcyon days of early reality TV.
2002: Chicks dig satin sheets and candles, men are doofs who like beer.
1997: Holiday Inn is about to spend “a billion” on renovating hotels, and features a man at a high school reunion gasping in horror at a transexual classmate in order to illustrate this, for some reason.
2004: This one’s refreshing (watch it all the way through).
Thanks to adland.tv for many of these videos, from its 41-year Super Bowl ad database.