Listen, everybody knows sugar is straight up bad for you. It’s basically a poison rotting your insides. It’s burning holes in your teeth. It’s liquifying your guts. It’s making your brain sluggish and your butt fat. First it’s coming for your body, then it’s coming for the world. We get it!
Despite having heard sugar referred to as “The Enemy,” I think there are worse evils out there–there are even worse things you could eat.
*This post is entirely goofyâ€“look out for the serious version in the next week!
Click through to see what stuff you should absolutely eliminate from your diet: