These horrific fitness tees and tops (that people actually put on their bodies!!! And that other people sell for actual money!!) are corny, body-negative, sexist… the list could go on and on. Don’t get me wrong—I’m totally on board with whatever workout clothing gets you motivated, sweating, moving your body and feeling good about fitness. But does it HAVE to be in one of these heinous tees?
Ugh how are “your mom” things still even a thing? via RedBubble
Uncool 2nd amendment joke AND a mention of “guns” as muscles? God, no. No. No. No. via SorockShop
Guys, I can’t with this one. I just CAN’T. via WickedItch on Etsy
I guess this one isn’t the worst, I just think it’s super corny. via Zazzle
Hmm. How about do it for the endorphins, the sense of accomplishment, or your health? via Skreened
Yayyyyyyyy working out for all the “hims” in your lives! via Human
This kind of rhetoric, that hard fitness work will definitely make you look skinny, bothers me. It’s simplistic, it’s not true for everyone, and it’s not body-positive. Boo! via Skreened
You can’t be a lady in the gym or a freak in the street cuz that would NEVER work. via GymMotivationites
UGH. via Human
Gotta beat that body into submission, y’all! via FlirtyDivaTees on Etsy
Do you find these as sketchy, weird and, well, rude as I do? Seen any workout tees that are worse? Please, link up in the comments.
All photos vis respective retailers