Yahoo! Answers is probably the best place to go on the internet if you want to have your burning questions answered terribly. If you really don’t care whether or not you actually learn something, go to Yahoo! Answers where the good people of the internet with no credentials whatsoever will probably avoid giving you a solid answer. Occasionally, there are vaguely decent responses even to the most absurd queries, but who cares about those?
You can basically ask any question you want; if you google some embarrassing or weird question you personally have, you’ll see that someone has already asked it. Are you a curious soul looking to investigate all sorts of topics? Or are you a scared kid who doesn’t know where to look for information about sex? Or maybe you’re just a weirdo? Whatever you are, Yahoo! Answers will be there to be almost entirely unhelpful. You can’t get answers like these at the goddamn library!
Here is some of the most hilariously bad sex advice I found:
Articulate Question #1:
Articulate Question #2:
The answers are really helpful and not at all disturbing or misogynistic.
Psychology really does teach that casual sex is by far the easiest route to a painful sexual disease related death! Thank you, bikinibabycum, for your insight.
Articulate Question #3:
Don’t explore your body until someone else already has, kid.
Masturbation is totally gross. LOLZ.
Articulate Question #4:
1) Sex really is amoral 2) You will bleed SO MUCH that he has to change the sheets, “I am mclovin…” has definitely slept with a couple of girls. 3) You’re doin’ sex wrong, JLB knows.
Articulate Question #5:
Isn’t the internet a beautiful place? Knowledge is power.