Did any other millennials ever do these workout videos? I might regress and do some this week.
When I go to the gym, I tend to look like an angst ridden swamp-thing, but I know some people like to look nice, somewhat pulled together and “human.” Whatever, you guys are the freaks! You can pry my sister’s old maternity leggings (that she doesn’t know I have) off of my sweaty and overheated body when I pass out after a lengthy session on the rowing machine, but please don’t try to make me wear anything pink or neon or sleeveless. If you’re one of those ponytailed Stepford fembots of spin class, but you don’t want to blow all of your money on Lululemon, I admire you and I’m here to help you look as bubbly and positive as you are. I support it, even if I don’t understand it. Here’s some workout gear for gym-rat Barbies on a budget: