We’ve hit mid-November, but the faux novelty of pumpkin flavored everything has yet to ware off. The urge to make fun of the enthusiasm people have for pumpkin flavored everything is similarly long lasting.
Whether you’re the kind who loves pumpkin so much you want to use a hallowed out pumpkin as an urn (festive), or the type that rolls your eyes at every adorably curly stemmed pumpkin (screw whimsy) this roundup is for you. You can either use it as a guide on how to only consume pumpkin products for the rest of your life or you can bubble up with rage over how far-out pumpkin-heads will go to get their fix.
How to eat nothing but pumpkin, a menu:
Breakfast- If you’re die-hard, whip up some Pumpkin Pancakes, but a shake of pumpkin pie spice into oatmeal or chia seed pudding makes for an adequately pumpkin-y first meal.
Dessert- Pumpkin pie is for amateur hour, but pumpkin pie frozen yogurt separates the posers from the pious.
Midnight Snack- Pumpkin candied popcorn will cure your insatiable late-night craving for pumpkin, it may even tide you over until your next feeding.