• Tue, Nov 26 - 1:30 pm ET

Dress Like A Sexy Pilgrim This Thanksgiving

Raunchy costumes aren’t just a Halloween thing anymore! Wearing one of these hot get-ups may be just what you need to take your erotic Thanksgiving sex up a notch. I mean, who isn’t turned on by Mayflower Pilgrims? Harsh winter, sex laws, disease, murder, religious nuttiness, wool…what’s hotter? You and your partner can choose hot new identities from this list and get really deep into erotic historical role play.

Pilgrims Pleasure Sexy Pilgrim Lady Costume- That’s the actual name of the costume. It looks like a french maid costume with a buckle belt. $40.70 at the Nightmare Factory. 

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Pilgrim Fantasy- This costume is so authentic, you’d probably impress hardcore Plymouth Colony reenactors.   $96.95 at 3Wishes

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Prudence Naught Pilgrim-That saucy slit says “come roast my yams.” $29.99 at Hollywood Toys & Costumes

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There are man-pilgrim costumes, so no one’s left out of the fun. They’re just as revealing and objectifying as the women’s costumes…

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  • Fabel

    My workplace blocked the link to that last costume (which is TERRIFYING, by the way) so it must be too sexy indeed (But holy shit, seriously. I will see that face in my nightmares).

    Also, I was trying to come up with a name for this, like how people call Halloween “Slut-o-ween” now, & I came up with Skanksgiving. SKANKSGIVING. I couldn’t ~not~ share that.

    • Joanna Rafael

      Oh man! So good. Skank you for that.

    • Blissmas

      Happy Skanksgiving and a Merry Jizzmas!