Dress Like A Sexy Pilgrim This Thanksgiving

Man Pilgrim-Look how suggestive that rubber chicken is. $68.95 at Fantasy Toyland

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Adult Pilgrim- Love a man in pantaloons, but I’m not sure what that phallic object he’s holding is supposed to be. $38.95 at Fantasy Toyland

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Pilgrim- I hate to be a slut-shamer, but this costume is too sexy. The description on the website says (verbatim) that the “design of face makes character easy for children to love.” See? $84.62 at Costumes4Less

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There’s no way you won’t have a juicy and sensual Thanksgiving holiday now!

 

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    • Fabel

      My workplace blocked the link to that last costume (which is TERRIFYING, by the way) so it must be too sexy indeed (But holy shit, seriously. I will see that face in my nightmares).

      Also, I was trying to come up with a name for this, like how people call Halloween “Slut-o-ween” now, & I came up with Skanksgiving. SKANKSGIVING. I couldn’t ~not~ share that.

      • Joanna Rafael

        Oh man! So good. Skank you for that.

      • Blissmas

        Happy Skanksgiving and a Merry Jizzmas!