• Tue, Nov 26 - 1:30 pm ET

Dress Like A Sexy Pilgrim This Thanksgiving

Man Pilgrim-Look how suggestive that rubber chicken is. $68.95 at Fantasy Toyland

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Adult Pilgrim- Love a man in pantaloons, but I’m not sure what that phallic object he’s holding is supposed to be. $38.95 at Fantasy Toyland

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Pilgrim- I hate to be a slut-shamer, but this costume is too sexy. The description on the website says (verbatim) that the “design of face makes character easy for children to love.” See? $84.62 at Costumes4Less

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There’s no way you won’t have a juicy and sensual Thanksgiving holiday now!

 

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  • Fabel

    My workplace blocked the link to that last costume (which is TERRIFYING, by the way) so it must be too sexy indeed (But holy shit, seriously. I will see that face in my nightmares).

    Also, I was trying to come up with a name for this, like how people call Halloween “Slut-o-ween” now, & I came up with Skanksgiving. SKANKSGIVING. I couldn’t ~not~ share that.

    • Joanna Rafael

      Oh man! So good. Skank you for that.

    • Blissmas

      Happy Skanksgiving and a Merry Jizzmas!