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12 More Raunchy Christmas Ornaments For Adult Christmas Trees

Ever since we compiled that list of inappropriately sexual Christmas ornaments, we’ve been obsessively looking for more. This post is a big thank you to the freaky artists who realized what people really want in their holiday decor: snowman on snowman action and reindeer spreading their cheeks.

We found 12 new favorites that kind of put the last group to shame:

1) Mrs. Claus and Santa still got it! Their sex life is as spicy as ever. Adult-Christmas-Ornaments20 2) Love that this angel has a slight bush. Adult-Christmas-Ornaments02 3) This lady snowman is cold enough for a hat, scarf and gloves, but has her snowman nipples out. Not practical! Adult-Christmas-Ornaments19 4) Did someone model for this? 6_410903 5) Cool shades, Santa. Is that a lump of coal in your pocket? 8_410903 6) Santa Claus caught with his pants down. His cheeks are blushing like sugarplums as he hides his sugarplums with his hat.  15_410903 7) This right here is what the holidays are all about: two snowman leather fetishists making love.  slide_266634_1820438_free 8) Is this how reindeer actually bang? If so, this is more educational than raunchy. 7_410903 9) The devil is in the details. butt_410903 10) Honestly, the glitter makes these kind of tacky. slide_266634_1819994_free 11) A disembodied titty is like the eye of a giant squid. nipple_41090312) These two were really craving each other. Santa didn’t even have time to take his pants off. Adult-Christmas-Ornaments10

If you know where any of these items can be purchased, please let me know right away.

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  • Amanda Rene Slinger

    Most racist Christmas ornament ever. My MIL found it in a box of ornaments she bought at an estate auction. Mardi gras Santa? Can someone explain to me why the only African American Santa ornament I’ve ever found has to have a tacky vest and staff?

    • Shelly Lloyd

      Actually I think it is a “Black Peter” In Holland Santa is called Sinterklaas and he is accompanied not by elves but by black men. They are called “Black Peter” or Zwarte Piet . But then again I could be wrong I do not know how “Black Peter is suppose to look I have only been told about him from friends who use to live in Holland.

    • Margaret

      This is not a Black Peter- Black Peter’s are young men and boys (usually teen year boys or younger) and are supposed to represent either a naughty young imp who begrudgingly assists or a grateful slave child who Sinterklaas saved previously.
      Black Peter’s most definitely do not have full, snowy beards :) This is just a plain old Creole Santa Claus (who are usually more flamboyantly colored- similar to Sicilian or Eastern European Santa Clause like figures) Which could still be offensive- I guess that’s up to each person!

      And to the original poster- “Santa Claus”, and all Santa figures (including Befana and Wise Women) have staves.
      From Saint Nicholas to Sinterklaas to Odin (who it is believed Santa Claus is referenced from) and even to those who are celebrated to simply seeking the Christ child- they ALL have staffs. It isn’t racist, and to be honest I don’t know how a staff could be racist. Sometimes even Krampus has a staff!

    • Shelly Lloyd

      Thanks for the info.