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Ranking Winter Sports From Bad To Worst (They’re All Horrible)

winter sportsIt would be impossible for me to go over all winter sports because so many of them are the same fucking sport with slight variants on the rules or equipment used, so I chose ten snowy offenders. Before we start, keep in mind that every activity we ranked is horrible, some are just slightly less than others.

I grew up in balmy Los Angeles where ice skating was a novelty and you have to you have to drive up a mountain just to see snow that isn’t manmade for rich kid birthday parties and movie sets. Though I knew many people who would travel to skiing destinations and whatnot, it never really was my thing or something I had any interest in whatsoever. Now that I live in a snowier climate, I don’t mind the cold or the weather and I’ve even enjoyed snowman building sessions and snow ball fights here and there, but for the most part, I’m trying to stay in from the cold. Winter sports typically mean willingly enduring extra cold weather for extended periods of time. No thanks. I don’t even want to watch them on television, something I shouldn’t have to explain because everyone knows that the Winter Olympics are inferior to the Summer games.

Here are 10 winter sports ranked from bad to worst…

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  • sarah

    This really is a bizarre, short-sighted, immature article. And I use the word “article” loosely. Isn’t this a women’s health and wellness site? Shouldn’t we be encouraging winter activities? Did you just create #wintershaming? Are you really that hard up for ad impressions? I’m thoroughly confused how Blisstree’s Editor let anyone hit ‘Publish’ on this click-bait BS.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      You realize you can enjoy health and wellness without enjoying certain sports, right? Not everybody likes the same activities. Plus, this was a humor article, not a piece telling readers that they should quit exercising and exclusively live in places where there’s no snow or else they’ll be subject to horrible fates.

      Also, did you just create #articleshaming? :( :( :(

    • Joanna Rafael

      It’s a joke, dude. Not everyone has to dislike what I dislike and I never encouraged anyone to quit skiing or anything else.

    • Samantha_Escobar

      WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD, SKIING IS THE DEVIL, YOU JERK.

    • Joanna Rafael

      I’m just one bizarre, short-sighted, and immature girl. I can’t stop winter sports all by myself, but I’ll try my damndest. SNOWSHOEING HASN’T HEARD THE LAST OF JOANNA RAFAEL.

  • sarah

    Simple solution: Then write humor articles that are funny, rather than mean-spirited. Trolling me doesn’t change the fact that this ‘humor’ article isn’t exactly raking in the LOL comments.
    This is way more Gurl than Blisstree.

    • Joanna Rafael

      You’re taking me disliking sports really personally. It’s okay if you don’t think I’m funny, dude, but just because I’m talking about something I don’t like doesn’t automatically make me mean spirited. Read the last line of the post, please.

  • T

    I’m Canadian and i HATE WINTER AND WINTER SPORTS. I call bullshit on anyone who says they like it. It’s mothafucking cold man. No one likes being cold.

    • Joanna Rafael

      Thank you!!

  • Alyson Melody

    LUGE! Dress up like a sperm and ride a skateboard down a nightmare-coaster made of ice!