• Thu, Jan 23 - 1:30 pm ET

What Is “The Porn Diet” Exactly?

Gabrielle Union DietThe other night, charming and adorable actress Gabrielle Union told Conan O’Brien that she’s on “the porn diet” and thank goodness she explained what she meant by porn diet because I’ve heard about it before, but know it isn’t a specific diet plan. Porn diet could mean a lot of things.  I’ve heard that term thrown around before, so I’ve compiled a few different iterations of The Porn Diet and what it could possibly be:

The Porn Diet  according to Gabrielle Union:

Gabrielle Union Visits "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"

via Getty

Go to a gym with lots of “adult-entertainment actresses, a lot of porn gals,” and emulate their exercise and juice bar habits. Also, “compete with them” and make sure “they’re just not away that [you're] in competition with each other.”

The Japanese Porn Star Diet according to NBC’s 30 Rock:

“I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want.”-Jenna Maroney.

The Porn Diet according to pornos I’ve watched:

via Shutterstock

You eat bodily secretions on camera and nothing else.

The Porn Diet according to a dude I dated for a few months: 

Cut back on watching so much porn and masturbating all the live long day. You won’t lose weight, but you might feel better emotionally if you feel like you’ve been watching too much pornography.

The Porn Diet according to gut instinct:

via A Clock Work Orange (1971)

Whenever you feel like eating, watch porn instead. Some people actually sort of do this.

 

Share This Post:
  • Samantha Escobar

    That 2nd pic of Gabrielle Union is perfect. Omg.

    • Joanna Rafael

      New celebrity crush.