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Emma Watson Must Have Used Witchcraft To Become A Certified Yoga Instructor

"Noah" - UK Premiere - Red Carpet ArrivalsEmma Watson didn’t just play Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter film franchise, she’s actually a Hermione Granger type in real life. I suspect the prop Time Turner from Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban(2004) is both fully functioning and in her possession.

In addition to being an actress, model, and Ivy League student with great eyebrows, Watson revealed herself to be a “board two certified qualified yoga instructor” in the May edition of Elle Australia. Oh, come on! Most people on this Earth can’t find a mere moment to practice yoga at all, yet Emma Watson managed to go through the lengthy process of becoming a certified instructor in her leisure time.

Magic is the only explanation behind her uncanny ability to do it all. She must be a real life witch who can create time warps while doing downward facing dog. I know that the rich, famous and magical have more opportunities than mere muggles, but isn’t she busy jet setting, acting, and doing press stuff? Does she not need sleep?

If she ever uses her certification to teach a yoga class, sign me up! I bet if she taught a session to raise money for a cause, she’d make a million gold galleons. The worst thing about Emma Watson is that she’s so charming and practically perfect in every way that she doesn’t even get on my nerves. Not only is she weirdly grounded for an international superstar and It Girl, but she’s prolific and accomplished even outside of “the industry.” I want to hate her, but I’m too enamored and impressed.

via Daily Mail//Image via Getty

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  • Lindsey Conklin

    I can’t hate her. She’s so perfect. How did she not go through an awkward stage? She’s so beautiful, multi-talented, & has a British accent. good karma or just goodluck? haha

    • Joanna Rafael

      I want to be her when I grow up.