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Viagra Ice Cream, The Only Thing Softer Than Your Penis

Celeb A-Lister Orders Viagra Ice CreamErectile dysfunction has never tasted so good.

That infamous ice cream sundae scene in Varsity Blues would be slightly different if Ali Larter had smeared this special blue ice cream on her body instead of whipped cream.

The Willy Wonka-esque ice cream maker behind the world’s first glow-in-the-dark ice cream using luminescent Jellyfish protein has now concocted a Viagra infused champagne-flavored ice cream. Just what the world needed!

Charlie Harry Francis, of Lick Me I’m Delicious, a South Wales ice cream company, added enough Viagra to his special formula for 25mg of boner tablet in every scoop. Most people who use viagra take the recommended  50 mg dose, so two scoops per person is enough to make an ice cream social extra sexually social. It doesn’t seem as though the flavor will be available at your local ice cream truck or in a pint at the market.

Charlie Harry Francis devised this flavor after being approached by a top secret A-list celebrity.

“It’s all very secretive. We had to sign a confidentiality agreement so I can’t reveal the name of the client. All I’m allowed to say is it was for a party and that they were very happy with the end result and that I made “the required amount”.’

What kind of event was this? It sounds like an Eyes Wide Shut meets child’s birthday party kind of affair. Celebrities are such weirdos. I hope that all the party guests were told that the champagne frozen treat was dosed with hard on pills.

Considering the world still doesn’t have an arousal drug equivalent to Viagra for women, I hope anyone who got a boner while eating this also got a brain freeze.

H/T The Daily Mail//Image via Wenn

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  • Kaitlin Reilly

    Sooo this title is the best thing ever

    • Joanna Rafael

      8====>

  • Alyson Melody

    That picture is too perfect.