All That Glitters Is Gold: There’s A Bus To Hangover Heaven

HH_FrontIf you’ve ever suffered from a brutal hangover, and I know you have, you’ve seen the dark depths of hell. Imagine if there was a magical bus that could rescue you from the hangover underworld and take you to hangover heaven. Well, there is–– if you’re in vegas and have a bunch of money. Meet the Hangover Heaven Bus. It’s a mobile medical service that scoops up unfortunate souls and cures their hangovers in a heavenly style. 

Seriously, check out how swanky the front lounge of the bus is:HH_Front-Lounge

This service, started by Las Vegas anesthesiologist, Jason Burke, offers their very hungover clientele salvation in many forms, from vitamin potions and medications to intravenous hangover therapy, oxygen and vitamin injections to curetheir hangovers quickly. Hangover Heaven is equipped with a medical team of 25 certified doctors, nurses, paramedics and angels. They see hundreds of hungover people a day. According to Dr. Burke himself, his treatments have a 99% success rate unlike the phony hangover cures you’ve been trying at home.

Hangover Heaven is particularly popular with tourists recovering form bachelor and bachelorette festivities. Patients can either be picked up from their hotel to be treated on the medical bus or taken to one of their brick and mortar clinics. They also offer a VIP treatment, which is more like a fancy concierge medical service. Those opting for the VIP service don’t even have to leave their hotel rooms for medical attention.

The good Dr. Burke describes some of the Heavenly Hangover treatments,

We offer intravenous hangover therapy which includes fluids, prescription medications and my proprietary blend of nutrients. 

We also offer vitamin injections, intravenous antioxidants, oxygen therapy, sports hydration and our version of the Myers’ Cocktail. When paired with our Super B complex shot, our Myers’ Cocktail does an amazing job of warding off a hangover. 

Our most effective treatment is the Rapture treatment. It takes about 45 to 50 minutes once the IV is in.

The Daily Mail gives a brief rundown of the packages offered and their prices, which I converted from GBP to USD:

REDEMPTION -$99

  • One litre of hydration fluid
  • Vitamins and antioxidants

REDEMPTION 2.0 – $129

Everything above plus:

  • Your choice of nausea medicine or headache medicine
  •  Glutathione

SALVATION PACKAGE – $180

  • One and a half litres of hydration
  • Nausea Medicine
  • Headache Medicine
  • Vitamins and Antioxidants
  • Anti-heartburn medicine
  • Antioxidant and vitamin pills to go

RAPTURE PACKAGE – $239

  • One and a half to two litres of hydration
  • Nausea Medicine
  • Headache Medicine
  • Vitamins and Antioxidants
  • Anti-heartburn medicine
  • 30 minutes of oxygen
  • Super B shot (similar to a B12 shot, but five times better)
  • Potent mix of Amino Acids to combat inflammation and fatigue
  • Antioxidant and vitamin pills to go

How cute is it that even the names of packages are on the Heaven theme? If I’m ever suffering a hellacious hangover in Vegas, I might just splurge for a chance to ride this after-the-after-party party bus.

via The Daily Mail//Image via Hangover Heaven 

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