10 Signs Your on a Bad Date

10. You can’t think of anything else besides strangling the camera crew that’s assigned to follow you around.

9. She asks you to hold her clothes while she does a lap dance for some guy named Henry.

8. She can wear her miracle bra backwards and it would fit better.

7. He takes you to McDonald’s for dinner and orders the two cheeseburger meal with one drink and offers to share.

6. He goes to the bathroom and after a long wait you go to check on him only to find a girl walking out behind him adjusting her skirt.

5. It’s last call and your date is nowhere to be found.

4. She says, “Whoa, it’s 8:45 alREADY?”

3. Whispers to the waiter, “please kill me.”

2. You catch your date giving his phone number to the waitress.

and the #1 sign your on a bad date is…

You go to drop off your date and they ask you to call a different escort service next time.