13 More Things Scarier Than Having an Eating Disorder
June 13, 2008 by angelique
Filed under Women's Health
(Why am I doing this? See an explanation here…)
1. Having to use a Port-a-Potty at a chili cookoff.
2. A 16-year-old with a driver’s license.
3. Nude beaches (the people are never what you picture.)
4. Being stuck in an elevator with someone who suffers from chronic flatulence.
5. Eating a yummy dish and then finding out it includes monkey guts and pigeon stool. (I made this up, but I’ll bet there are some gross culinary creations out there!)
6. Getting to the bottom of the soda bottle and finding half a beetle.
7. Sipping the last of a strange tasting lemonade drink only to have your hubby peer into the fridge and ask, “Where’s that urine sample for the doctor?”
8. Finding a snake in the toilet. (I actually fear this, silly as it seems. Who would want to have a critter bite your bum?)
9. Buying a car and finding out its previous owner was known as “I-Don’t-Need-No-Toilet-Paper Johnson”.
10. Hearing your neighbors having loud sex and then having a picnic with them the next day. (And trying not to picture the event…)
11. Meeting your new next door neighbor… Marilyn Manson.
12. Trying on a bathing suit in a changing room lit entirely by fluorescent bulbs.
13. Finding out KFC really isn’t chicken.
