Forget The Chastity Belt!
What it the craziest thing that you have ever done to protect your children? How about when it comes to dating? What lengths would you go to in order to keep your precious daughter safe from the grubby grippers of her one track minded boyfriend? My husband and I have discussed this topic many times, even though our spawn are still far from the dating era. Birth control just gives them permission, but abstinence is highly unlikely. So far, this is the best idea that we’ve found. As soon as they actually put this idea into production, I’m going to have it installed in all of our vehicles. Take a look:
This is awesome and hilarious!!! I would love to have one of those in my car when my children are at that age. But unfortunately it will probably be my husband hiding in the backseat with the shotgun or possible Bobbit knife and then bringing our daughters home but only after he makes the creep walk home alone to think and worry about what’s coming next for his sorry ass! lol
hahahahahahaahahahah That is hilarious!
Seriously, my husband have already begun talking about rules that we will have in place for our children. I know a girl that is not allowed to ride with teenage drivers until she (and they) are 18. That sounds like a good rule to me. With that rule, you don’t have to worry so much about car wrecks and it decreases opportunities for make out sessions.
We have 2 boys and I seem to be the ONLY one in the house worried about the teenage years.. I’m honestly having horrific visions of my husband high fiving my sons after a sexual encounter…
pray for me..
A coworker used to quip that he had a rule for his daughters – they could date when he was dead. I did point out that this might cause them to slay him in the night at age 16, but he responded “Then the rule has been satisfied!”
Maybe I should send him this clip instead…
hehehe, I may have many years to go but I could totally use that monkey.
I LOVE that! I want three of them. I could really use a rush on those too. First boy girl party tomorrow night. Eek