A dating story full of monkey business

I received another dating story yesterday! So awesome, keep them coming!

When I lived in Australia, I went on 3 dates with a hunk of a man and then moved in with him (mostly because I got kicked outta my place and secondarily because he was beautiful). We went camping the next w/e and he got up in the middle of the night and started yelling, ‘get it out of here, get it outta here,’ I wasn’t sure at first if he was talking about me. But soon found out it was a monkey he was referring to. Not sure what was worse - thinking it was me or learning it was an imaginary monkey in our tent. (Uhm and that he, at 6″4, was yelling to get it out)

I’m really loving these stories! Got any more? Email them to me, and I’ll post them, with or without your name and link!