Art Imitates Life for Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston recently made some comments about her movies and her love life, while accepting an award – the Crystal Award for Excellence in Film – at the Women in Film Crystal and Lucy Awards. She joked about the correlation between her film titles and her life. Citing “The Good Girl,” “Rumor Has It,” “Derailed,” and the “Breakup,” she joked that she was going to be careful in the future in regards to the titles of the movies she works on.

Keeping the laughs going, Aniston then announced that “If anyone has a movie called ‘Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man,’ that would be great! I’m at table six, and my agents are at table 12.”

Jennifer Aniston is funny and cute and successful, but I personally think it would suck to be her. She has no privacy – plan and simple. How many men think, “…uh, not going there,” just because they hope to avoid the media circus that her life sometimes becomes? 

She can’t talk to a man without there being speculation of a relationship. She can’t have a relationship without there being speculation of a wedding….or a marriage ultimatum. And always with the celebrities there’s the baby bump watch.

Weird, weird way to live a life, in the spotlight like that. I am very lucky that I was born without talent and average looks. (Phew, huge sigh of relief).

It’s none of my business, but what about scaling back, taking some time off, letting the attention die down, possibly moving out of LA… wouldn’t that make finding someone easier? 

Maybe she doesn’t want to find someone, though. There is nothing wrong with being single. It is infinitely easier, although it’s hard to give yourself a backrub.

On second thought, it might not suck to be her, as apparently she’s got one hot “beach body.” I could live with a reputation like that.

Image credit: Michelle Smith