Attention Sacramento State: Vote Bald!

I know nothing about Advocates candidate Robbie Abelon, except that his name is Robbie Abelon and he’s bald.

Abelon, who was elected to an ASI position in spring 2005 and was unable to fulfill his duties due to poor grades, pointed to many factors including: involvement with Doris Matsui’s recent campaign, widow of Robert Matsui, a personal hero of Abelon; and his diagnosis with alopecia areata, a condition that causes the immune system to attack hair follicles which causes hair loss.

Well, that good enough for Baldiness.com. Introducing the Official Baldiness.com Sacramento State Candidate: Robbie Abelon!

Now: Go Vote Bald! (And never mind the GPA.)