Bad Chick Puns
June 29, 2007 by Tracee Sioux
Filed under Parenting
My husband, who shall remain nameless, works for a chicken company, which shall also remain nameless, asked me for some chicken puns. He was trying to come up with a clever turn of words to do with chicken.
- Chick, chick hurray!
- Hot chicks here
- Eat more chicks
- Great place for chicks
- How many ways can you eat a chick?
- Chicks and their chicks like it here
- Fabulous breasts and thighs
- Come on rooster strut your stuff
My Favorite: Our chicks are finger-licken good!
Oh honey, aren’t you glad I kept my own name!
Wow! I can’t add a cluck to that list.
Thats fowl! I guess you have been couped up all day, perhaps you were peckish!
theres no neeed to get into a flap!