Bathroom Humor

We’re all adults here… right? Here’s a little bathroom humor I found at Step12.com’s forum (from JR);

“An elder statesman was sponsoring a member who was always playing the big-shot. The big-shot always tried to make himself look good at others expense. He was always hiding a good motive, like sharing an experience or joke, behind a bad motive to show how he was a star of AA and nobody could ever measure up to his stature. The elder statesman decided an object lesson would be just the ticket.

The elder statesman had a huge meal of liver and onions before the meeting he knew the big-shot would be at. Something definitely began to brew in the elders bowels. 15 minutes before the meeting began the elder called the big-shot over to point out some stuff in the Big Book. An SBD (silent but deadly) began to ease out of the elders nether regions. The big-shot began to make faces and his eyes began to water. The elder says “whats your problem, I’m trying to help you.” Big-shot finally cries uncle and says he can’t take the smell of whatever the elder ate before coming to the meeting.

Elder begins to laugh and laugh and says thats just how it stinks when your hiding one of your bad motives behind a good one and it’s just as obvious.”

Laffin’ works for me – today