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But Dad There Are Monsters Under My Bed

January 11, 2007 by gayla  
Filed under Parenting

Monsters, Inc. (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)I remember shortly after we watched (several times) Monsters, Inc. my kids had a surge in fear that monsters were in their closet, under their bed, or in some dark corner of the house. I reassured them that there were no such things as monsters and that it was just a movie. It was the straight forward approach. They seemed to calm down a bit but there were times that we had to take a different approach. We made up silly responses like, humans taste awful to them.

What reminded me of this is over at Dadventure, he lists out a bunch of things he tells his daughter to assure her there aren’t any monsters.

Here are a few he listed out:

- That’s why we painted your bedroom pink. Monsters hate pink.
- Monsters don’t want to eat us. We taste awful.
- When we bought the new house, we told the realtor we wanted to live in a no-monster neighbourhood.
- Monsters won’t come into your bedroom. Monsters are lazy and don’t like climbing stairs.
- Monsters can’t come down chimneys because the people who make chimneys know how to make them to keep monsters out, but let Santa in.

Have your kids expressed any fear for monsters? I know around Halloween time my kids show some fear in ghosts.

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4 Responses to “But Dad There Are Monsters Under My Bed”
  1. We used to spray this really flowery-smelling body spray under their beds, because monsters hate pretty smelling stuff. To this day, they refer to women’s body spray as monster spray (at least any that’s colored blue).

  2. steve says:

    Hey that’s funny. How old are they now?

  3. 9 and 6.

    Our two-year old isn’t at the monsters stage yet, but we keep monster spray stocked for when the time comes. And the older ones are monster-spray evangelists – so shouldn’t be any problem selling her on it.

  4. steve says:

    Monster Spray Evangelists that is awesome. Maybe they can come preach to my kids some day :D

    Actually my kids seem ok right now with it. My 3 year old is scared of the dark and will not enter any dark rooms in the house at night.

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