But Honest Officer…
April 22, 2006 by Mark
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
I can’t resist this one 
He claimed “he only got behind the wheel when he was drunk.”
Found at Reuters Blog “It’s an honor just to be nominated” which points to the article at The Daily Record;
DRINK [Drunk] DRIVER BANNED FOR LIFE PLUS 109 YRS
“John Williamson, 40, was locked up for 14 months yesterday after he admitted defying eight previous life bans for drinking and driving.”
“At Perth Sheriff Court yesterday, Williamson was banned for life for the ninth time after he admitted driving while disqualified and with no insurance.”
“He has a somewhat slender recollection of matters.”
I may have found someone who put all his “yets” together in one lump! (Yets = you’re eligible too)
Wow…
