Caption my Cat and Win a Book
February 4, 2009 by Heather R.
Filed under Pets
My husband just happened to catch Sage, one of our cats, mid-blink the other day. I’ve been trying to come up with a caption for it but after the week I’ve had my brain just isn’t engaging. So I thought I’d open it up to see what you can come up with!
So, the best caption for the above picture will win a copy of Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World:
“One frigid Midwestern winter night in 1988, a ginger kitten was shoved into the after-hours book-return slot at the public library in Spencer, Iowa. And in this tender story, Myron, the library director, tells of the impact the cat, named DeweyReadmore Books, had on the library and its patrons, and on Myron herself.”
The criteria is simple: make me laugh! I’m easily amused, though, so if I can’t decide on just one then my husband may need to be my tie-breaker!
Leave your submission in the comments of this entry, and you can enter more than once, though each caption needs to be different than one you’ve already submitted.
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U.S. only, contest ends Monday, February 8 at 5:00 p.m. PST. Multiple entries are ok as long as they’re different captions!
[image: amazon]
i can’t see you
In a never-before captured moment, the “Great and Powerful Sage” is foreseeing a huge and encompassing event in my future/direction – a sneeze.
Where’s the beef?
You better hope that’s tuna that I’m smelling!
No, I’m not watching the Westminster Dog Show.
I think I paid my taxes!
Yea, I did it. And I’d do it again.
Humans are easy, you can make them write anything!
Morris? Ha!
I said, good day sir!
Oh Zen Master,may the tuna be served tonite.
You are SO right! The only picture worth taking is mine!
“Eeeeeewwwww it smells like the male human had cabbage, and beans again for lunch–it’s going to be a smelly night!”
Ahh smellz cheeken pot piez
Me? I didn’t see your chicken dinner!
That groundhog may have seen his shadow but I still say spring is in the air. Here Birdy Birdee!
Mirror, Mirror on the wall…. who’s the most purrrrrrrrfect cat of all?
Hairball stoppage…. Some more treats with laxative please ….
(OK, I know it’s gross, but it’s what I immediately thought of when I saw the photo)
Can’t you see I’m trying to ignore you?
hmmff, I do NOT understand why you don’t believe me – I did NOT eat that bird of yours!!
Ahh, she’s been cooking that pot roast all afternoon and I’d say it’s just about done. Mmmmm….serve mine medium rare please.
“CAN YA’LL GO IN THE BEDROOM ~TO DO THAT?”
“MOMMY! Tell Daddy to stop walking around the house in just his underwear!”
“OH NO! THEY WENT TO CASA ‘OLE AGAIN”……….
“I AM IN FOR A ROUGH NITE!”
“AHHHHHHH! Mom & Dad turned on the electric blanket already!”
“THANK EW THANK EW!”
If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times…I will NOT eat store brand!
You can’t see me! I’m invisible!
“I don’t know where the Goldfish went! He must have runaway!”
*smack smack samck*
SURE…SURE…. I BELIEVE YOU WERE OUT WORKING ALL NIGHT
You can come closer, little mouse. I can’t see a thing.
We are NOT pleased.
yes i am royalty
Oh whats that smell!!
Can’t you see the great Carnac is trying to concentrate?
I am one with the purr.
When I open my eyes , little mouse , you better be gone or I may have to eat you .
it’s a hard life…..really
OK Kricket, you hide , I will close my eyes and count to ten.
I left around 5 very funny captions. All were g rate maybe pg implied. They show awaiting moderation all day & now they are gone.
I felt I kep it clean & funny! Even the one about the goldfish is gone.
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Hi Marcy — no, they’re all here, just caught up in the moderation queue.
“You woke me from a really good dream!”
“I was dreaming I was the Newest member of the Pussycats Dolls!”
“DON’T YA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME~DON’T YA!”