When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
If you didn’t know these facts about Chuck Norris, you need to read The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World’s Greatest Human
. My wife bought me the book for Father’s Day but gave it to me early because she knew how funny I find all the Chuck Norris “facts” circulating the Internet.
The Truth About Chuck Norris is a collection of some of the most popular and ridiculous pseudo-facts about Chuck. The book was written by Ian Spector, the guy who started the whole Internet craze about Mr. Norris in the first place. If you’re looking for a funny, mindless read or a goofy gift for a 30-something dad in your life, this is highly recommended.
