Could you just stop breathing, please?

Bald Man is still fighting with his previous nastiness, and there are some nights where it turns into an all out obscene phone call-ish deep breathing thing. And, really, it seems like just plugging him up would be the best option. I usually just leave the room. During weeks where I’m battling the insomnia, anyway, it’s just as easy to not be tossing and turning in bed. When I actually can sleep, though, it seems unfair that I have to not get the rest I need, though I know it’s best for him to be in his bed to recover.

So, do I kick him out? Deal and try to sleep through it (so he doesn’t feel bad for kicking me out)? Or leave and get rest elsewhere?

Though maybe the solution would be to just get him one of these Neti Pots for Valentine’s Day.

Not very romantic though, aye?