Darcie’s Dream Date?

Yay! My first date story submission from fellow b5′er Darcie Vany. I love that she sent this to me, and for the record, it’s not posted on HER blog because Dude From Bar reads it. So keep your comments here, k? (But go check out her blog for sure, for more great stories!)

Ok, this guy really brings out the weirdo in Darcie.

Sequence of events:
- The boxing instructor from my gym calls me (read yesterday’s post in fitdarcie.com). He tells me that because I am a Scorpio, I get very protective of my friends.
- I call Twyla, she tells me that someone pissed her off, which makes me very angry (apparently I make a good Scorpio).
- Dude From Bar and I watch 21, a movie about smart kids who count cards
- I fall asleep on the couch

So far, all sounds pretty normal. I should mention that we also polished off a bottle of wine. So I combined all the above in a dream where Twyla and I were playing poker and some guy (actually, it was the poker dealer we had in Vegas last week) stole some of her chips. Acting like a good Scorpio, I got angry. Then Dude From Bar nudges me to wake me up. I don’t fully wake up, instead, I start freaking out at him for stealing Twyla’s chips. Despite the fact that we are in MY apartment, I have no clue where I am. He’s got this look on his face like I’m a freaking retard. He says he has no clue what I am talking about. I shout “Where is he?!” He tells me he has no idea what I am talking about. I start frantically looking around my apartment for this mystery man.

Then I’m staring at him and I snap out of it and say “Seriously, I’m not crazy.”

I have no idea how I ended up at date 3 with this guy.

Darcie Vany

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