Diary of a Married Bachelor – Day 2
May 1, 2008 by Bald Man
Filed under Relationships
7:00 AM – Huh?!? Wha!!! Man those school buses are loud… and early! Mental note: close window before going to sleep.
9:30 AM – The natives are hungry.
10:30 AM – Once again I forgot to feed myself. Looks like school won’t be starting for a few more minutes.
1:00 PM – Hungry again! So that’s where all the money goes. These kids want to eat every day… multiple times!
3:30 PM – School’s done for the day, and aside from reminding Jake about “personal space” a few times it went swimmingly. Now, a bit of play and a bit of rest before dinner time.
4:30 PM – Truly this is a magical hour. It’s no wonder that Oprah is on this time of day…
6:00 PM – More food!?! How often does Kerri feed them!?!
6:30 PM – One day down… four to go. I think I can… I think I can… I think I can…
9:30 PM – Kids are in bed. All is quiet on the home front. Back to reviewing some Axis & Allies strategy articles for the next time.
LOL You’re hilarious! It’s true that they are constantly asking for food but you don’t actually have to give them any every single time.
I suppose you’re right. If I ignore them long enough, they’ll eventually pass out and stop talking. :p