Driving fear into my heart since 1964
An aside:
It’s a blessed wonder my father is still alive since he can’t drive worth a darn. That’s not a new development, so don’t worry that I need to have “the talk” with him, yet.
When I became an adult, I realized that his driving skills weren’t great, but had never known any differently because my mother didn’t drive and I had always ridden with him.
God bless the Toyota Prius and it’s reliable braking system.
How in the world did I learn to drive?
I know I dispense a lot of advice here about how to know when your aging parent shouldn’t be driving anymore, but I don’t know how I’m going to tell the difference between his baseline bad driving and the eventual decline in his driving skills due to age.
I rode with him today, and if I haven’t ridden any great distance with him in a while, I forget.
The whole way I couldn’t help but think of the Jack Handey saying: “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”


































Hilarious use of Jack Handey….and I never knew he was a real guy!
It is for this reason I am quite thankful that my mother refuses to drive.