Fashionable Job Search…

Wouldn’t it be funny if in-house job posts were designed like the cover of a magazine? Or better yet, when companies send out recruiting materials to colleges, they should send a glossy pamphlet of abc corporation, perhaps with the CEO (in Prada) on the cover.

Think about how the cover headlines would be written to entice students or prospective employees to apply for a job:

• CitiBazaar!
• 196 Ways To Attract A Recruiter!
• Dream Jobs! — How The Wall Street Stars Do It!
• 12 Most Important Ways To Sex-Up Your Resume!
• 314 Answers To Match Any Interview Style!
• 8-pg Pullout Guide: How To Dress For The Office On A Budget…And Win The Job!
• 12-Most Important Office Gadgets You Need This Fall!
• Secrets To Holiday Gifts For Your Boss!
• Industry Report: What Human Resources Will Not Tell You About How Bonuses Work…
• Resume Paper Colors: Pink Is The New White!

Inside…The secrets to de-coding a job description!

And why not…it seems these days, if it doesn’t look, sound and smell like fashion or celebrity fodder in our culture — we don’t seem to respond.

And now it’s on to: 50 Ways To A Happier Walk With My Dog!