Fetus, come meet us
After a prostaglandin gel at half past noon yesterday meant to help trigger labor for my two-week-late pregnant wife, she has been having heavy contractions. So, for the past 28 hours, my wife has been trying to get through labor. She’s a machine. A MACHINE!
I’m really not sure if the baby’s ever coming out. My wife looks beautiful pregnant, so maybe I’ll just get used to that.















New baby – Be nice to Mommy and make your entrance asap.
New baby’s Daddy – Get off the computer and get back to your wife.
hahahah, SHE asked me to send out updates to people and put up posts for friends and family.
breath in the good air…out with the bad…blelch. Just get that baby out!
We are inducing friday.
Good luck, bro.