Friday Funnies (and smiles)
February 15, 2008 by Marijke Durning, RN
Filed under Diseases & Conditions
The first smile for today goes to an amazing video – and I don’t say this lightly. I just loved this: Video.
I’m blond, so I figure I can get away with a blond joke:
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
And, to finish today’s Friday funnies:
Dead Donkey
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it.
So, he called the sanitation department, the health department, and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to help him. In desperation, the good reverend called the mayor and asked what should be done.
The mayor must have been having a bad day. “Why bother me?” he asked. “You’re a clergyman. It’s your job to bury the dead.”
The pastor lost his cool. “Yes,” he snapped, “But I thought I should at least notify the next-of-kin.”
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Image: iStock.com
