Girls Day Off – eat, drink and shop. But whatever you do, don’t buy mom jeans!

I would love to be Samantha on Bewitched. I don’t really care so much for the magic bit. I just covet her life. Does she do anything all day besides flit around the house and cause problems for Darren? I’m going to channel Samantha today, on my official Girls Day Off. I’m going to have no agenda except to drop by Lori’s house and grab coffee and gossip and talk about the stories we just wrote that made us cry and then shop until I freakin’ drop. That sounds like such a Samantha thing to do, doesn’t it? Drink coffee and talk about other people and brag about our beautiful kids who, thankfully, are off learning things at school while we eat chocolate chip cookies for lunch and shop like bandits.

And while I’m reacquainting myself with clothing stores, here’s the one thing I’m going to avoid if at all possible: Mom Jeans.

(photo: SNL)