Hoochy Mail…Not for Everyone
December 31, 2008 by Marye Audet
Filed under Relationships
If you and your spouse enjoy sending steaming emails through the blogosphere then Hoochy mail might add a little variety to what you are doing…
Be warned though, it is pretty hot, and if you aren’t sure of your spouse’s reaction you could find yourself taking alot of cold showers and being met with fish eyed stares and glares.
Also, some spouses work at places where they could actually get fired for a steamy email..so again, be careful. You want this to be a fun thing..not lead to unemployment!
Think of Hoochymail as an adult version of madlibs, where you had to fill in the blank with a noun, adverb, color, or whatever. The storylines are predictable, and not overly imaginative.
Alot of men, especially, enjoy getting an erotic email from their wives and many wives don’t know how to start talking dirty, and aren’t sure they want to. This sort of allows you to do that without having to make up the stuff yourself.
I have sent a few of these to Marc. He definitely does not like them.
As I said, it is worth a try if you are looking for a little spice. Anyway, I found that the best way to send these is to use the x rated version and send them to yourself. The mild version uses stupid terms for things.
The program has a place where you send them to your email and your spouses email. I generally send both copies of the story to myself and then rewrite the story to say exactly what I want. Once I have it written so it looks pretty good to me I email it to Marc.
Or I did.
Anyway. If you have never said (or written) racy things to your spouse it is probably about time that you did. Words affect people and sexual words are very powerful aphrodisiacs, generally speaking. We get into a mindset that we have to be so careful about what we say that even in the privacy of our own bedrooms we are stumbling over words.
I have it on good authority that most husbands like to hear a pretty detailed play by play of what the evening may have in store for them if they are very…very…VERY good. I have it on better authority that there are wives with those same desires.
Writing your own stuff is definitely the best way to go but if you can’t give Hoochymail a try. Keep in mind that some people are more affected by the written word than the spoken one.
Just one more way to add a little spark.
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“The mild version uses stupid terms for things.”
Right. When she read
“…With one huge, deep movement, A fellow blasted his toner between Megster’s ink jets, sending a cascade of toner up the small of her back, down her recycling bin and between her credenzas…”
she got up immediately to go check what was wrong with the copy machines…
One must take into account the literal mind.
See David…that is just wrong…I so could not get any interest in reading THAT. I can’t mentally or emotionally identify with ink jets.
David,
Why are you still reading the same story as last month?
Marc:
I did not understand this he sent me. Is it the machines having a good time??
I hope you are going to have a very special New Year.
We have young children, so we stay home now. I don’t worry dui, which is good.
Thank you,
MW
Ya Marye, I agree with you on that. When it becomes synonymous with mechanics, it looses its salt.
Ha Marc, lol. I thought that one best illustrated Marye’s point. But I’ll have to try the spicy[er] one, then.
David..just send it to yourself and edit it to sound the way you want.
Hi there! Just to clear the record, HoochyMail offers three versions of each story. “Sexy” is steamy. “X-Rated” is way, way adult. “Off The Wall” is actually a humorous option, substituting things like kitchen appliances for body parts.
To date, over 100K couples have thanked us for HoochyMails, our HoochyMail Gift Books and our HoochyMail Wish Cards. We’re proud of the thank you notes we get from servicemen and women who are separated.
thanks Abby,
I have used it..I like it…My husband doesn’t. I knew that there were three options. He dislikes all three..ie:Hoochymail is not for everyone.
There should be options for two husbands in the Hootymail.
Thank you,
MW
Dear God, Meggy, I can’t handle ONE.
“There should be options for two husbands in the Hootymail.”
Yuk-yuk. You’re a clever one for so late at night, I see.
BTW. Its Hoochymail.
Wife had this friend from Taiwan. She had two husbands, apparently. One would stay in the closet whilst the other in the bedroom ( small flat or studio, I guess )
Reciprocal conjugal visitation comeuppance. Interesting concept.
Is that what you’re a referring to, deary?