How’s This for a Recession Stimulus?
April 9, 2009 by Aly Walansky
Filed under Relationships
Taxes getting you down?
This should help perk you back up: Babeland, my aforementioned very favorite toy store, is going to help you reap the benefits of the economic disaster that is your life.
Babeland is offering “patri-erotic” freebies on April 15. On that horrible day that we all must meet our fate, they make it go down a little easier (hehe), with a free Gold Digger Vibrator ($15 value) to the first 100 people to come into any of the stores and report that they’ve filed their tax returns. And the first 100 web orders on April 15, 2009, will receive a Gold Digger vibe (no minimum purchase)!
And it’s a sexy vibe indeed: Classy golden jewels stud the bottom of the waterproof, velvety plastic shell, and gentle vibrations purr through the variable-speed dial. It’s a “diva-pleaser stimulating inside and out.”
If that’s not enough, Babeland will pick up the sales tax on all in-store and online purchases made on April 15, 2009 (in the form of a 10 percent off discount)!
I’m so so so excited!
Image: Babeland
