I sure hope they have Bingo there

How to make your teenager start searching for an assisted living program for you:

1. Put teen’s bathing suit in sink to hand wash.

2. Turn on water.

3. Go check something else while sink is filling.

4. Wonder what the running water noise in the bathroom is.

5. Go check sink.

6. Start yelling, “Who left the water on?!”

Oh well, at least she’ll have to do the laundry when I move out.