An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar:
“Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:
“He lives in a home with ten children — he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

Marijke

I often find some of the best things that make me laugh come out of the mouths of children; they’re just so innocent and they come out with the darndest things!

Unfortunately the majority of my jokes are R-rated, so I decided to share this video, which makes me laugh every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPvpiSbt8UE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRWRSfcDuQ

Now, this isn’t knee-slapping humor, but the way he turns this song into his own version (regarding Harry Potter) cracks me up every time I listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4Mwk4ULvc

but I wanted to show my support for your contest. I think its a great idea, giving away something to make people laugh – laughter always helps – unless of course you are drinking milk, at the time someone has made you laugh-and then well that just causes a bit more pain. right?

good luck to all the funny people out there.