Jessica Simpson’s DNA For Sale

Call the authorities! acypress is attempting to sell Jessica Simpson DNA (encased in chewing gum).

Here’s that pale blue gum. I think it is worth more than 99 cents. I will write a letter stating its’ authenticity & I’ll tell a bit of film gossip to the winner also. I forgot I had this, but glad I found it. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it & you can clone her

With over 2 days left to go in the auction, Jessica’s gum is going for $199.50.

This isn’t the first nor will it be the last time someone tries to sell a celebrity’s DNA. Last year, we had Matt Damon then there was Britney and K-Fed’s corndog. Warning to bidders wishing to extract Jessica Simpson’s DNA: It’s undoubtedly contaminated by now looking at how the seller is handling it with his BARE HANDS. So if you decide to clone, don’t be surprised if you end up with a male ape.

via Simply Dumb

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